Blog – Doghouse Dad

Big Snail

March 3, 2018May 5, 2021

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So this is what the wee man is coming out with today. What pearls of wisdom has your wee toot come out with that have stopped you in your tracks…

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Mothers Day

March 2, 2018May 5, 2021

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I don't talk much about my amazing wife 'The Roobs' on this blog, so on this Mother's Day let me prattle on with a few reasons why she's not only…

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Murder-Scream

February 24, 2018May 2, 2021

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04:40 this morning, this guy woke up murder-screaming like it was the end of the world. I nearly folded my head up through my pooping chute trying to untangle the…

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Falcon Heavy

February 15, 2018May 5, 2021

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I sat for a good ten minutes trying to think of some kind of witty or clever comment to make about this photo, then realised through bouts of cackling laughter…

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Jack & Jill Sale

February 5, 2018May 2, 2021

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I do love a rummage through a car boot sale. Spending hours silently judging people for trying to sell jars of their own toenail clippings, standing for too long deliberating…

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The Hospital

February 3, 2018May 5, 2021

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The Great Pretender Twice now he's got us in the last six months. Twice he's woken up at two in the morning shivering like a shitting greyhound and crying like…

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Sleepy Rage

January 26, 2018May 5, 2021

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See this face? This is the face of a bedtime Thermo-Nuclear meltdown. If this digger bed was a prison, he'd be on the roof in his undercrackers demanding better conditions…

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The Wurst

January 21, 2018May 5, 2021

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Last night my wife was out in town for a Hen Party, so the wee dude and myself had a few whiskies, juggled some knives and watched a bit of…

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Grandma’s Soup

January 1, 2018May 5, 2021

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I remember as a kid having a really sore stomach and a 'squiffy' back end for a few days, so my mother took me down to the local surgery to…

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‘Eeenanan’

January 1, 2018May 2, 2021

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I'm not saying parenthood is tough, but I'm laying on the floor in the dark beside my two year old's Digger bed trying to get him to sleep, and he's…

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Big Snail

Mothers Day

Murder-Scream

Falcon Heavy

Jack & Jill Sale

The Hospital

Sleepy Rage

The Wurst

Grandma’s Soup

‘Eeenanan’